Hanz Handelmann

Hanz Handelmann is a strange fellow. Born in like 1984 or some shit.

So apparently he's a pilot, artillery loader, sniper, machine gunner, and just about everything else.

One day Hanz was shot and thought to of been killed. But this man showed up at his own funeral as the pastor.

He does a lot of things with his twin brothers Franz and Schwanz

Hanz does a lot of things he isn't supposed to and likes to shoot birds out of the sky.

He has also contracted every STD known to mankind, despite being a virgin.

Safe to say, Hanz is a demigod at this point in time.

''Hanz Handelmann is a strange fellow. Born in like 1984 or some shit.''

So apparently he's a pilot, artillery loader, sniper, machine gunner, and just about everything else.

''One day Hanz was shot and thought to of been killed. But this man showed up at his own funeral as the pastor.''

He does a lot of things with his twin brothers Franz and Schwanz Hanz does a lot of things he isn't supposed to and likes to shoot birds out of the sky.

He has also contracted every STD known to mankind, despite being a virgin.

Safe to say, Hanz is a demigod at this point in time.

this is so retarded